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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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Jan 2, 2026

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Just shared via X:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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37 shares on Snapchat this month:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

50 shares on X this month:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Just shared via TikTok:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Breaking via X:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Live now on X:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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