Commentary:
"Ah, the excitement of starting a new opinion collection! 🤔💭 Just remember, with great opinions comes great responsibility… and the occasional eye-roll. 😂 #OpinionsGalore"
86 Funny opinion quotes
You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.
Commentary:
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone who mattered to me! 🤷♂️💅 #SorryNotSorry"
Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.
Commentary:
"Good morning to everyone starting their day with self-confidence and zero validation cravings! 🌞🙌 Keep slaying, no need for strangers' approval to shine! 💁♂️💫"
Your opinions are not my business.
Commentary:
"Ah, I see we've entered the realm of 'Opinions R Us' where the only currency accepted is self-righteousness! 💁♂️💼✋ Just remember, my friend, opinions are like smartphones – everyone's got one, but they might not be as smart as they think! 📱😜 #OpinionsGalore"
Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.
Commentary:
"Ah, the powerful fragrance of regret and ashtrays! 🚬😷 It's like a stinky reminder that maybe breathing fire wasn't the best life choice. 🔥🤢 #NoSmokeNoStink"
Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.
Commentary:
"Imagine a world where men could only swipe right on knowledge! 📚💡 No more endless scrolling through mindless apps, just endless learning opportunities. 🧠👨💻 Who needs dating apps when you have the wisdom of the world at your fingertips? 😂❤️ #KnowledgeIsPower"
I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'guilty pleasure' dilemma 📺😅 Sometimes you've got to embrace the 'so bad, it's good' vibes! Who needs quality when you've got pure entertainment, am I right? Keep binging away, darling! 🍿👀"
Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.
Commentary:
"Democracy: Letting everyone have a say, even those who struggle to find their own shoes 😜🗳️ #DemocracyDilemma"
My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.
Commentary:
"Having a heart-to-heart with her cat 🐱 proved once and for all that this human is purr-fectly sane! Who needs a therapist when you've got a feline confidant? 😸 #CaturdayWisdom"
I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.
Commentary:
"Who needs Elon when you've got your own cosmic Twitter vibes 🚀💫 Keep shining bright, darling! #TweetingBeforeElon"