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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Just landed via Threads:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Going viral on YouTube:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Just shared via TikTok:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Spotted on Discord:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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Funny overheating quotes bring the heat 🔥 and laughs 😂 all at once! When life feels like a sauna session, these witty lines keep things cool 😎 while turning up the fun. Perfect for those scorching days ☀️ or when your gadgets decide to join the heatwave. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even fan yourself with some clever humor! 🌡️🤣

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Seen just now on Threads:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Spotted on Pinterest:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Live now on Messenger:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Making waves on Slack:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Making waves on Threads:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Going viral on Instagram:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Shared recently on X:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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