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Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Just landed via Facebook:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Just shared via Discord:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Going viral on Threads:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Reported on Reddit:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Breaking via YouTube:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Just shared via Reddit:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Just landed via Reddit:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Trending via Reddit:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Shared recently on Slack:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

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