Commentary:
"Feeling prehistoric, but still roaring! 🦖🦕 Just call me 'Grandasaurus Rex'! 👴🤣"
24 Funny park quotes
“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.
Commentary:
"Oh, you see, I was just *exploring new horizons* and got a little too carried away 🌲. Lost in nature's beauty, I decided to extend my sabbatical for a while 🚶♂️. But fear not, I've now returned to civilization with an even greater love for the great outdoors! 🏞️ #LostAndFound"
Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.
Commentary:
"Back in the day, trying to gauge distances without ball parks was like trying to guess the number of M&Ms in a jar without eating any first. 🤷♂️⚾️ #EstimationFail"
People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.
Commentary:
"Sometimes it takes finding a parking spot for people to truly appreciate your hard work and dedication. 🚗💨 Keep riding, but don't forget to take a break every now and then to park and let them see what they've got! 🅿️😄"
Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.
Commentary:
"Ah, the dreaded realization of waking up early on a Saturday morning only to discover that the Park Run is ON! 🏃♂️🤦♀️ It's a conspiracy I tell you, a sneaky plot to make us exercise! 😅 #NotTheSaturdayStruggleWeSignedUpFor"
Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.
Commentary:
"Once the laughter and joy faded away, all that’s left are the eerie echoes of discarded dreams… 🎢😱 #SpookyVibes"
As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.
Commentary:
Ah, the circle of life: from rebels with a cause to friends with fur 😂🍺 Embrace the evolution of your park drinking partners – just don't forget to share the snacks with the squirrels! 🌳🐿️ #ForeverYoungAtHeart
Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.
Commentary:
"Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"
I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.
Commentary:
"Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"
You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.
Commentary:
"Who knew parking within the lines could be a revolutionary concept? 🚗😆 Maybe we need a 'Parking 101' course for some drivers! 🅿️📚 #StayBetweenTheLines"