Funny participant quotes

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?