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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

Going bananas on Pinterest:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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Funny pet ownership quotes

Funny pet ownership quotes 🐾 capture the hilarious chaos and unconditional love that come with having furry friends 🐶😹. From unexpected messes to quirky habits, these witty sayings remind us that pets bring endless joy and laughter into our lives 🦴❤️. Whether you’re a dog lover or a cat enthusiast, get ready to smile and relate to the playful side of being a proud pet parent! 🐕🐈✨

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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