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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Making waves on YouTube:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Making waves on WeChat:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Shared recently on Threads:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Reported on Messenger:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Shared recently on Twitch:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Going viral on Instagram:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Just landed via Reddit:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I probably think this song is about me.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Spotted on Instagram:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Making waves on Reddit:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Live now on Slack:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Going viral on Facebook:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Shared recently on Discord:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Breaking via Reddit:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Shared recently on X:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Going viral on YouTube:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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