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Funny pet ownership quotes

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025
Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn't want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025