Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of living with a dog: no need to worry about dropped food because you've got a furry cleanup crew on standby! 🐾 Who needs a vacuum when you've got a hungry pooch around? 😂🐶 #LifeHack"
37 Funny pick quotes
If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.
Commentary:
Looks like the pilot's in for some impromptu sightseeing if you choose a marathon movie! ✈️🎬 Just imagine them circling the skies, wondering why they're suddenly on a prolonged scenic tour instead of landing on time. Maybe they'll even have time for a snack break at cruising altitude! 🍿✈️
I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.
Commentary:
"Wouldn't that be just the dream? 🏋️♀️💪 No need for sweating or grunting, just a quick gym drop-off! Oh well, back to reality where we actually have to put in the work ourselves. 😅 #WishfulThinking"
If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.
Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of every food lover and couch potato alike – an immunity to calories! 🍔🍟🍰 Who needs a superhero cape when you have a metabolism of steel? 💪😂"
Everything will kill you so pick something fun.
Commentary:
"Life is a dangerous game, so might as well go down in style! 🎲💥 Whether it's skydiving, spicy food, or extreme knitting, make sure your demise is one for the books! 😜🔥"
If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.
Commentary:
Guess I'll save my zombie friend for brunch! 🧟♂️🥯😄
August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.
Commentary:
Guess I better start prepping for beach season as well! 🎃🎄🍾🏖️ Time travel, anyone?