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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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Breaking via X:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Just landed via Reddit:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Seen just now on Reddit:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Reported on Telegram:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Trending via Discord:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Just shared via Instagram:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Funny pinky quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor and charm to your day! 💅 Whether you’re celebrating friendship, mischief, or those tiny but mighty fingers, these witty lines will have you giggling and nodding in agreement. 😂 Ready to pinky promise some laughs and brighten your feed? Let’s dive into the cutest, quirkiest sayings that put the spotlight on your littlest digit! 🎉💖

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Share →: Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Commentary:
Looks like my pinky is now my most valuable asset in the trust economy! 🤝😂🩷
4 months ago
Share →: Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's really toe-tally committed to making a connection! Watch out, love might just be lurking around the coffee table."
6 months ago
Share →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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Trending via YouTube:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Live now on Instagram:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Just shared via Slack:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Going viral on Telegram:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Breaking via X:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Live now on Threads:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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