Funny pinky quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's really toe-tally committed to making a connection! Watch out, love might just be lurking around the coffee table."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles

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