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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,274

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Twitch:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Going viral on Slack:

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Seen just now on Facebook:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Going viral on Twitch:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Broadcasted on Slack:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Trending via Threads:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Seen just now on Instagram:

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

The older I get, no.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Weddings should have a worst man.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,500

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Just landed via TikTok:

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Going viral on Messenger:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Just landed via Snapchat:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Just landed via Instagram:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

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