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Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Just shared via Facebook:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Just shared via Facebook:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Spotted on TikTok:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Spotted on Telegram:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Spotted on Discord:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Spotted on Threads:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Spotted on Telegram:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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96 shares on Pinterest this month:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

78 shares on Telegram this month:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

73 shares on WeChat this month:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Avocado is just green butter.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Going viral on WeChat:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Making waves on Telegram:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Seen just now on Threads:

It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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