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Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Breaking via Twitch:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Shared recently on Discord:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Trending via X:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Shared recently on Twitch:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Spotted on Telegram:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

44 shares on X this month:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

24 shares on Facebook this month:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

38 shares on Threads this month:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

95 shares on Threads this month:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

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Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,652

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

The shitshow must go on.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Just shared via Slack:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Trending via Instagram:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Going bananas on Slack:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

Shared recently on YouTube:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Trending via TikTok:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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