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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Spotted on YouTube:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Going viral on Discord:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Going viral on WeChat:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Just landed via Discord:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Just landed via TikTok:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Trending via WhatsApp:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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