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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I like you because we hate the same people.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Making waves on YouTube:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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119 shares on LinkedIn this month.
I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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2 months ago

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36 shares on Messenger this month:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

43 shares on Instagram this month:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

66 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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Breaking via WhatsApp:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Seen just now on Discord:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Going bananas on Telegram:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Seen just now on TikTok:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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