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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

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15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

Trending via YouTube:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Spotted on Facebook:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Going bananas on Reddit:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Just landed via WeChat:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Trending via Reddit:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Just shared via YouTube:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

88 shares on Threads this month:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,377

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Making waves on Messenger:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

Just landed via Twitch:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Seen just now on X:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Just shared via Twitch:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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