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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Just landed via Threads:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Freshly posted on X:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

Breaking via X:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Just landed via Discord:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Going viral on TikTok:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Trending via Instagram:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Spotted on X:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Avocado is just green butter.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I probably think this song is about me.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Making waves on Slack:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Spotted on Instagram:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Live now on Reddit:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Spotted on Messenger:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Just landed via TikTok:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Making waves on Telegram:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Making waves on Threads:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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