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Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,287

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Going viral on Twitch:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Spreading quickly via X:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Just shared via Facebook:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Making waves on Twitch:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Breaking via Threads:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Just landed via Twitch:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Trending via WhatsApp:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

29 shares on X this month:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

18 shares on Slack this month:

Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

48 shares on X this month:

A Monday every week is excessive.

76 shares on X this month:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

84 shares on X this month:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,389

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I probably think this song is about me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Going viral on Slack:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Just landed via Reddit:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Seen just now on X:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Making waves on Telegram:

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

Freshly posted on X:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Going viral on Twitch:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Trending via Telegram:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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