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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Trending via Threads:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Just shared via Telegram:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Making waves on Twitch:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Going viral on YouTube:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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Just landed via TikTok:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Shared recently on YouTube:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Shared recently on Discord:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Trending via Pinterest:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Breaking via Reddit:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Just landed via Messenger:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Trending via Messenger:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Spotted on Twitch:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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