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Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Trending via Instagram:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Freshly posted on Threads:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Going viral on X:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Funny real world quotes

Funny real world quotes bring a splash of laughter 🌟 to everyday life, turning ordinary moments into hilarious memories 😂. Whether you need a quick pick-me-up or a clever twist on reality 🤪, these gems will have you smiling in no time 😄. Get ready to see the world through a funhouse mirror 🎭 where wit meets wisdom in the most unexpected ways!

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

13 shares on X this month:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

95 shares on Slack this month:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

88 shares on WeChat this month:

364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

54 shares on Threads this month:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Breaking via WeChat:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Making waves on Telegram:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Just shared via WeChat:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Live now on Telegram:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Making waves on Twitch:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Just landed via Slack:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Spotted on TikTok:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

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