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Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

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15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Trending via Discord:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Just shared via Threads:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Making waves on Slack:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Just landed via X:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Breaking via Instagram:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Just landed via Discord:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Just landed via Threads:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

38 shares on Threads this month:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

31 shares on Threads this month:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

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15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

Spotted on Facebook:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Trending via WhatsApp:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Trending via Telegram:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Trending via Pinterest:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Trending via Reddit:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Spotted on Slack:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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