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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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Trending via Snapchat:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Spotted on Reddit:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Spotted on YouTube:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Just landed via Instagram:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Seen just now on Discord:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Breaking via Reddit:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Making waves on YouTube:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Going viral on Threads:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Making waves on Discord:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Freshly posted on X:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Spotted on WeChat:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Making waves on X:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Seen just now on TikTok:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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