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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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