Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly. Commentary:Plot twist: I'm only in it for the pine-scented real estate! 🌲🤑🙌
Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little. Commentary:Imagine everyone walking around with rainbow eyes from allergy season! 🌈👀😆
