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Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Reported on Slack:

Body by sandwich.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Going viral on Threads:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Just landed via Facebook:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Making waves on Instagram:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Just landed via WeChat:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Trending via Threads:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Spotted on Slack:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Trending via X:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Freshly posted on Instagram:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Reported on Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Just landed via Discord:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Live now on Facebook:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Breaking via Reddit:

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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