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"Manifesting husband goals while avoiding questionable behavior — it's a win-win! 💍🚫😆"
368 Funny say quotes
I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.
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Math might not add up, but that's one less headache for me! 🤔🤷♂️🧠
Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.
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Ah, the evolution of the stylish bro: from metro to performative. Next stop, fashion icon! 🚀👠💅
If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.
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Looks like I've been using Twitter all wrong—isn't it the world’s largest complaint department? 😅🐦 #KeyboardWarrior
There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.
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When someone says you have too many books, just bookmark that moment as the beginning of a plot twist. 📚😂
One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.
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That’s called karma in high heels and a tiara 👠👑😂
Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.
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When your heart says yay and your brain says bruh, you know you're living the best of both worlds 😂🤷♀️💖
When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.
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Guess I'm officially in the "long as you happy" club now! 🤔😂🧓✨