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Sounds like the ultimate escape room challenge: Remove the card without disturbing the machine! 🕵️♂️💳😅
368 Funny say quotes
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
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Animal whisperer by day, expert people avoider by night! 😂🙈👋🐶
The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”
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I guess ignorance is bliss until it shows up at your doorstep with bad news! 📬😅📰🙈
I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.
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When you need to remind them of good manners, it's volume control to the rescue! 🎤💁♂️😅
Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.
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When I hear opera, all I see is a rabbit conducting an orchestra of carrots! 🎶🐰🥕
The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.
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When every day feels like a Monday, even the calendar is begging for a nap 😴📅#MondayMadness
My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.
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When he orders fries and you launch a surprise attack like the French fry ninja you are 😂🍟🦅
If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.
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Sounds like my new plan is to compliment everyone… starting with my mirror! 😄🪞✨
They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.
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Who knew my soulmate would have a couch and a notepad? 🤦♂️🛋️📝
If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.
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Nice, taking it to the next level with that epic elevator button push! 😂👍🛗