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Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

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Love is in the air fryer.

Going bananas on Discord:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Live now on WeChat:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

Spotted on Telegram:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Spotted on Slack:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Going viral on WeChat:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Just shared via Messenger:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Going viral on Reddit:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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2 months ago

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117 shares on Snapchat this month.
The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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2 months ago

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54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

82 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Spotted on Messenger:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Trending via WeChat:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Seen just now on Slack:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Making waves on Reddit:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Live now on Twitch:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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