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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Blink if you want me!

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