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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Just shared via TikTok:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

Spotted on YouTube:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Breaking via Facebook:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Just landed via Twitch:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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Funny Silicon Valley quotes 😂💻 capture the quirky spirit of tech geniuses and startup culture! From endless coffee ☕ to coding marathons 🖥️, these witty lines reveal the hilarious side of innovation and hustle. Whether you’re a techie, entrepreneur, or just love a good laugh 🤣, get ready to dive into the most entertaining and clever moments from the heart of the digital revolution! 🚀✨

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Share →: It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of prioritizing artificial intelligence over the simple yet crucial task of preserving our beloved fries 🍟! Perhaps we should start a campaign: #SaveTheFries 🤖🍟 Let's hope Silicon Valley gets their priorities straight before we have a world run by genius robots and stale snacks! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Spotted on Threads:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Going viral on Threads:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Making waves on Facebook:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Going viral on TikTok:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Making waves on X:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Shared recently on TikTok:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Trending via YouTube:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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