Funny skateboard quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

  Commentary:
  "Life's all about balance, right? 🤷‍♂️ Protecting your noggin while keeping it stylish with the skateboard accessory – who says we can't have it all! 🛹😄 Just remember, if you do end up taking a tumble, at least you'll be prepared to ride it out in style! 🤪🤾‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he's just more of a "couch-potato" kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's all about finding your own "board" identity! 🏂🛹🧀 Who needs extreme sports when you can have extremely delicious meats and cheeses? 🤣 Embrace your inner foodie and shred those charcuterie boards like a pro! 🧀🥓🍇 #FoodieForLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic progression of a night out: from admiring art to considering alternate modes of transportation! 🍸🍸🍸🛹 Who needs a taxi when you've got liquid courage and a skateboard waiting for you outside? Just be sure to wear a helmet – safety first, folks! 😄 #SkateboardRide #TipsyThoughts"

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