Funny skateboard quotes

• At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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  1 month ago

  activity, age, carry, falling, helmet, humor, i, looking, ridiculous, safety, skateboard, tripping, wear, worry

• People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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  1 month ago

  dog, dogs, exercise, humor, laziness, people, pet, picked, skateboard, teaching, training, vet, walk

• My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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  1 month ago

  activity, brother, charcuterie, food, humor, me, sibling, sister, skateboard, snowboard

• I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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  1 month ago

  bike, child, childhood, cry, i, nostalgia, old, skateboard, technology, used, wifi

• Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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  1 month ago

  adventure, alcohol, drinks, fun, humor, looking, outside, ride, skateboard

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