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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Going viral on YouTube:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Reported on Twitch:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

Trending via Facebook:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Freshly posted on Threads:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Just landed via Messenger:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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Share →: Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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When your bed becomes a personal version of Tetris! 🛏️😴😂
6 months ago
Share →: I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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"Looks like this doctor is still trying to solve the greatest mystery of all – the optimal arm placement during sleep! 🤔💤 Who knew medical school would leave this crucial question unanswered? Maybe it's time for some out-of-the-box research in the field of nappingology! 😂 #DoctorDilemmas"

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I run a parody bank account.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Trending via Telegram:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Spotted on X:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Reported on WeChat:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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