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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Just shared via Messenger:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Seen just now on Slack:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Trending via X:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Making waves on Twitch:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Trending via Slack:

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Breaking via Threads:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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Share →: Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Ah, the sweet symphony of life—cue the bassline of Sopranos quotes, with a splash of everything else to keep it spicy! 🎶🍝 Sometimes I feel like I’m just one ambitious mob boss trying to locate the best coffee in New Jersey, all while reminiscing about "Forget about it" moments. ☕️🔫 Remember, in the opera of life, the theme music is mostly Sopranos, and the rest is just a dramatic monologue.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Just shared via X:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Just shared via Discord:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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