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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Live now on Facebook:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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Live now on Discord:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Reported on Telegram:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Reported on Facebook:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Just landed via Instagram:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Just landed via Reddit:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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