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Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,486

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Live now on Messenger:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Trending via YouTube:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Trending via TikTok:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Just landed via Telegram:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Trending via Twitch:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

31 shares on WeChat this month:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,638

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Making waves on TikTok:

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Just landed via Facebook:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Spotted on Telegram:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Just shared via Instagram:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Live now on Instagram:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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