Funny sports car quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

  Commentary:
  "Word on the street is, the real race against time begins once you start struggling to gracefully enter and exit your sports car… 🚗💨 At that point, it's more of a 'grunt and go' situation! 😆 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'life begins at 40' clearly never tried to gracefully exit a sports car! 🏎️😅 It's all fun and games until your knees remind you that you're not as young as you used to be! 🚗💨 #AgeingGracefully"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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