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Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,348

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Spotted on Telegram:

That fight could’ve been an email.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Spotted on Discord:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Spotted on Messenger:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Going viral on Facebook:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Going viral on Snapchat:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Going viral on YouTube:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Seen just now on Threads:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Spotted on X:

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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52 shares on YouTube this month:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

I was dropped as an adult.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

16 shares on Discord this month:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

95 shares on Discord this month:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,416

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Shared recently on Messenger:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Just shared via TikTok:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Making waves on Reddit:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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