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Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,690

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Spotted on WeChat:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Spotted on TikTok:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Just shared via Telegram:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Just landed via Slack:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on X this month:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

80 shares on X this month:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

58 shares on X this month:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,546

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Just shared via Discord:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Seen just now on Slack:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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