Funny stealth quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

  Commentary:
  "Smooth criminal! 🕺🏻🍫 Talk about a stealthy snack attack – moonwalking into sweet temptation! 😂 Who needs attention when you've got a stolen brownie to moonwalk away with? 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the sound of silence amplified by flip flops – the ultimate paradox for ninjas! 🤫👣 Imagine a stealthy assassin trying to sneak up on you with the rhythmic clack-clack-clack of flip flops. 🙊👡 Maybe they're training for the "Ninja Summer Edition"! 🔥😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

  Commentary:
  "Handle my phone with caution, or I might just ninja chop your hand away! 📱💥🥋 #PhoneProtectionNinja"

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