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Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I love when the plot thickens.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Trending via X:

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Trending via YouTube:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

Making waves on Twitch:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Just shared via Reddit:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Just shared via TikTok:

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Just landed via WeChat:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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96 shares on TikTok this month:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

84 shares on Discord this month:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

63 shares on X this month:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

61 shares on X this month:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Going bananas on Slack:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Just landed via Telegram:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

Trending via Slack:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Going viral on Twitch:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Live now on X:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Just shared via YouTube:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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