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Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Spotted on Slack:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Breaking via X:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Live now on TikTok:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Breaking via Threads:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Just shared via Instagram:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Making waves on Reddit:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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10 shares on Facebook this month:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

81 shares on X this month:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

27 shares on Slack this month:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

24 shares on Slack this month:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

51 shares on Discord this month:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Live now on Instagram:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Spotted on Twitch:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Just landed via Slack:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Shared recently on X:

Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

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