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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

Just shared via WeChat:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Live now on Slack:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Seen just now on Slack:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Spotted on YouTube:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Breaking via Reddit:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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30 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

34 shares on X this month:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

79 shares on Messenger this month:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Just shared via Facebook:

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

Making waves on Discord:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Shared recently on X:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Spotted on YouTube:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Just shared via Reddit:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Trending via TikTok:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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