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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Girls be like, β€œI hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in β€œgood health” but in β€œgood health for your age”.

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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