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Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,656

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Spotted on Threads:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Seen just now on Discord:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Just shared via TikTok:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Just shared via Reddit:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Just shared via Twitch:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

50 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

72 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

31 shares on Threads this month:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

14 shares on X this month:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

64 shares on Discord this month:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

41 shares on Slack this month:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,444

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Going bananas on Reddit:

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Broadcasted on Discord:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Spotted on Instagram:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Just shared via WeChat:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Just landed via Facebook:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Just shared via WeChat:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

Making waves on Snapchat:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Spotted on Twitch:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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