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Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️♂️
63 Funny tech quotes
Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.
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Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼
When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.
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That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃
My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.
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Can't wait to see all the blurry cat paws and unintentional selfies! 📸🐱✋😆
Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.
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Siri's trying her best, but she's still in beta on Earth 🤖😅
If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.
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"🤖: 1, Humans: 0… But did the robot actually write this comment too? 🤔"
I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.
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"Happy to keep Mark's sandwich fund going! 🥪💻🤣 #FullTimeScroller"
Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.
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"Who knew dreams would come true and battery life would still be the ultimate nemesis? 📱🔋😂"
You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!
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"With you, I'm HTTPS-ecure; without you, I'm HTTP-roblematical! 😂🔐📶"
My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.
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"When your phone charger is practicing social distancing 😂📱🔌 #Stranded"