Funny threaten quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the original 'Skip Intro' that no one dared to fast-forward 😂🔍🎥 #VHSNostalgia"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the morning bladder – the ultimate wakeup call with a dash of urgency! 🚽💦 It's like our bodies are in a race against time while we're just trying to get the day started. Slow down, bladder, slow down! 😂 #MorningStruggles"

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