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Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,516

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

Breaking via Threads:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Breaking via TikTok:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Trending via Instagram:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Making waves on Discord:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Live now on Reddit:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Spotted on Reddit:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Trending via X:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on Reddit this month:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

70 shares on Discord this month:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,408

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Spotted on WeChat:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

Going viral on Instagram:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Just shared via Instagram:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Just shared via Messenger:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Shared recently on Discord:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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