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Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,547

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Just shared via WeChat:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Trending via Discord:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Making waves on Telegram:

Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

Trending via WhatsApp:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Just shared via Telegram:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Just landed via Threads:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

46 shares on Reddit this month:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

95 shares on Slack this month:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

43 shares on Threads this month:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,365

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Trending via Reddit:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Making waves on Reddit:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Going bananas on X:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Trending via Messenger:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Going viral on YouTube:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Seen just now on X:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Seen just now on Slack:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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