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Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Going viral on Discord:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Making waves on Threads:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Just landed via Telegram:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Making waves on Facebook:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Going viral on Pinterest:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Just shared via WeChat:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Spotted on Messenger:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

84 shares on Twitch this month:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,425

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Going viral on Threads:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Going viral on Reddit:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Shared recently on Discord:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Spotted on Threads:

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

Seen just now on Threads:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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