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I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Freshly posted on X:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Going bananas on Twitch:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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35 shares on Telegram this month.
Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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40 shares on Discord this month.

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85 shares on WeChat this month:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

57 shares on Discord this month:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

98 shares on Discord this month:

How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Breaking via Discord:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Going bananas on Reddit:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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New funny walkable city quotes 👇

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

All funny walkable city quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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