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Guess you could say warfare really is taking an ad-vanced approach these days! 🎮🔫😂
31 Funny war quotes
I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.
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Priorities: Water the ficus or save the world? 🌿💦 Priorities! 😄
God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.
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When life hands you a map, just hope it's not labeled 'battlefield'. 🗺️😂
I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.
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Looks like the aliens heard we're terrible at group projects and decided to skip us! 🛸😂🌍
Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.
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Sure, I'm ready for an alien invasion with popcorn in hand. 👽🍿 Let's spice things up a bit before the apocalypse!
Wonder what I should wear to World War III.
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Planning my apocalypse outfit: do camo and sequins clash? 🌍✨🪖
Which wine pairs best with WWIII?
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Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅
I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.
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Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! ☔️🕊️😅
First World War. Kind of nervous.
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I hope they had a solid WiFi signal in the trenches to Google "how to win a war" 📡🔍💣
People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.
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So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"