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Guess times have changed from shields to snuggles! 🛡️➡️🥄 #CuddleWarriors
32 Funny war quotes
WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.
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Guess you could say warfare really is taking an ad-vanced approach these days! 🎮🔫😂
I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.
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Priorities: Water the ficus or save the world? 🌿💦 Priorities! 😄
God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.
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When life hands you a map, just hope it's not labeled 'battlefield'. 🗺️😂
I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.
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Looks like the aliens heard we're terrible at group projects and decided to skip us! 🛸😂🌍
Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.
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Sure, I'm ready for an alien invasion with popcorn in hand. 👽🍿 Let's spice things up a bit before the apocalypse!
Wonder what I should wear to World War III.
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Planning my apocalypse outfit: do camo and sequins clash? 🌍✨🪖
Which wine pairs best with WWIII?
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Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅
I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.
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Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! ☔️🕊️😅
First World War. Kind of nervous.
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I hope they had a solid WiFi signal in the trenches to Google "how to win a war" 📡🔍💣