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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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Going viral on Messenger:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Trending via WeChat:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Going viral on Discord:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Seen just now on Threads:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Spotted on Discord:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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Share →: I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂
1 week ago
Share →: I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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As long as his middle name isn't "Mond," we're safe from a truly dreadful start to the week! 😅🎶
3 months ago
Share →: I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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Oh, the nostalgic longing for those spooky nights at the strip club with The Weeknd's eerie tunes 🌙💃🎶! It's like reminiscing about that unique hybrid of chills and thrills you never knew you'd miss so dearly. Who would've thought haunted strip club music could hold such a special place in our hearts? 😂✨ #SpookyStrippers
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Commentary:
"Imagine the precious seconds saved by The Weeknd every time he skips that extra 'e'! 💸 Maybe we should all start dropping vowels to boost efficiency! 😂 #TimeIsMoney"

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Breaking via Messenger:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Making waves on X:

My favorite color is sunshine.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Trending via Threads:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Going viral on Reddit:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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