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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,701

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Just landed via Facebook:

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Just landed via Telegram:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Trending via WeChat:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Just landed via Threads:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Just landed via Discord:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Making waves on Facebook:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on Discord this month:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

99 shares on Discord this month:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Strict parents raise good liars.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,551

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Just landed via Instagram:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Going viral on WeChat:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Trending via Threads:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Breaking via Instagram:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Spotted on TikTok:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Making waves on Instagram:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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