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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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Funny whoops quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those little slip-ups and unexpected blunders 🤦‍♂️😂 Whether it’s a typo, a missed step, or a classic facepalm moment, these witty lines turn oops into LOLs! Ready to embrace the chaos and giggle at life’s funniest mistakes? Let’s dive into a collection that proves everyone’s a little wonderfully imperfect 😜🎉

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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