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Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,348

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Trending via Snapchat:

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Making waves on Twitch:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Going viral on Discord:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Trending via Snapchat:

God saw you do that.

Spotted on Reddit:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Going bananas on Threads:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

83 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

63 shares on Discord this month:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

30 shares on Facebook this month:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,424

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Just shared via Messenger:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Seen just now on Threads:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Going viral on TikTok:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Making waves on Slack:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

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