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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Trending via TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Just landed via YouTube:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Just landed via YouTube:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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Funny witnesses quotes bring courtroom chaos and unexpected laughs 😂🎤 Whether it’s awkward moments, surprising truths, or hilarious slip-ups, these gems remind us that even serious situations can have their funny side 🤣⚖️ Ready to crack up at some unforgettable witness wisdom? Let’s dive into the lighter side of justice! 🎉👩‍⚖️

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Seen just now on Facebook:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Making waves on Telegram:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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