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Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Live now on Telegram:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Going viral on Threads:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Just shared via Facebook:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Going viral on Discord:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

63 shares on Messenger this month:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

12 shares on Slack this month:

People text you when you look good in photos.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

53 shares on TikTok this month:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

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The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Freshly posted on X:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Just shared via Snapchat:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Going viral on Instagram:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Live now on Slack:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Making waves on Reddit:

My recliner and I go way back.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Making waves on Twitch:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Live now on WeChat:

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

Trending via Discord:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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