Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better. Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions. Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose. Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.