I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro β itβs not personal. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Why pick favorites when you can ignore everyone equally? π»π #GhostLife" Related Funny Posts π€ Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first. My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”. Itβs awesome when people honk at you for not moving when youβre letting people cross. Youβre right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four. I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time. Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past? Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life. FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.