I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Always knew I was a 'pretty' big deal! 😎✨ #PositivityChampion" Related funny posts 😂 Listen to the birds, not the news. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job. There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.